Membership Fee

In response to my remarks  in “International Expansion” and the proposed membership fee for the probable merger,a clandestine message was delivered to myself by non electronic means this  morning.

I understand that this is to avoid detection by the local informers who seem to be buzzing like bees this weather.The spymasters are seemingly interacting in the shadows on the fringes of the margins of the crumbs from the tables  of the troika who own us.This brown nosing is tricky as it also involves the practise of keeping the olefactory gland in situ while simultaneously hopping on command ,as where when told to jump high and they say “how high”.

To the message.”May I suggest changing the fee to a flagon of 6% scrumpy cider which can be bought for a fiver in all participating stores.

Yours in sedition,anarchy and rebellion.

The organisation formerly known as the P.L.C.

Peace and Freedom”

My intelligence Unit has no idea who sent this message ,but will forward it to the three quangos considering the matter for their deliberations.And the Competition Authority which is considering whether the merger is in breach of monopoly legislation.It may be that the Regulator may decide to keep the fee of the P.L.C.lower than my Save the Country movement and order a “make the switch”campaign to allow more competition.

 The search drags on.