Clean Sweep in Dunderry .

The recent news that the Geraghty's family car has been stolen gives us a clean sweep of all the houses on the main street in the Village.
The owners of every house have now been robbed .Horans,Geraghtys,Myself .The Church,.The Hall ,the GAA Club,and most frighteningly Flanagans ,who were robbed at knife point.
Additionally many of the elder residents adjacent to the village have too been robbed,some more than once.
Some people are afraid to even report robberies to the Gardai because they are afraid that the few bob they have accumulated over a lifetime of frugality(they had more cop on than all the lauded and over educated economists ,bankers and regulators combined ) might attract a tax liability so they keep mum.
I am encouraged by the news that Liz O Donnell , Doyenne of the Roads Authority , wants to divert even more Gardai to the Traffic Corp so as to criminalise even more decent citizens and bleed them dry financially and increase their insurance premiums by further penalties imposed because of these penalty points.
This will surely make the citizens of this Parish feel safer and increase the expectation that some of the stolen items will be recovered and the perpetrators apprehended.
A solution might be to entice Joan Burton to live here.
Given the Gardai response to her being struck by a water balloon in Tallaght ,we  could surely expect a massive focus on the criminality hereabouts.
Its no wonder that the suicide rate is six times higher in rural Ireland than in the cities.
I have no doubt but that the NRA are issuing penalty notices to the owners of this car and other stolen cars  for failure to pay assorted toll charges but hey such if s life under the Parties of law and order.