The Minister of Uselessness was being driven around in circles half the day looking for the town land of Lugananey where lived a man who had benefited from a favour delivered ,who was sure to bung him with a stuffed brown envelope full of mullah.
Knew he was near but just couldn't find the spot.No google earth had ventured there yet.
Then there appeared the local yokel,.finger nails black with dirt from honest labour ,face lined with grease and hair and stubble unkempt because he just didn't give a fiddler's.
Driver pulled up and asked for directions.Got them precisely.Driver puts hand in poca and gives yokel 6 pence ---the currency we once had and will revert to when Brits vote for Brexit."God bless you Sir ".
Minister leans from shadows and slips yokel a shilling-----worth 12 pence.
"God Almighty bless you Sir"
"And tell me what's the difference between God and God Almighty "
"Six pence Sir".
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