History was made,as far as I know,when an ass foal was born in Churchtown today.The proud mother Tilly and father Obama were present at the birth.Readers will know that Tilly was most definitely not impressed when Obama came on the scene and used kick the s.... out of him at even the most innocuous advance.That she was as big and a half his size tilted the scales very much in hes favour.
For a time I thought she was in fact a mule passing herself off as an ass and this might explain her stubbornness ,which I thought that Obama's attentions might placate.(For the record she hasn't got any less ornery ,which goes to prove that even marriage cannot change some ).
Anyhow after an 11 month gestation period she gave birth to a female foal during the week.She is all legs and thriving and Tilly is minding her something awesome.
I have called her (with some help from my Grandchildren )Princess Beyonce.(Emily suggested "Princess "the "Beyonce" is all mine and relates to her legginess.
My good Dunderry friend Evelyn O Shea (nee Gallagher ) who regularly reads my blog will be invited to the official naming ceremony and allowed pour the celebratory champagne to launch the new addition on her life.
I am told by those who know that asses don't tally in girting down and dirty again after a birth and that about nine days after are at it hard and heavy again.
Artificial methods of birth control are out of the question for obvious reasons (They don;t make them that big ) so the tried and trusted total abstaining method will be employed.
The parents will have to earn their keep now as the Cavan farmer said to the bull when yoking him Io the plough and reminding him that there was more to life than pleasure.
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