Monday, February 23, 2015

Polish up your tractor glass,wash the wife's blue knees

It is reported that Jim Newman has taken to wearing his shirt and tie when driving his highly polished tractor down the main thoroughfare of Dunderry .
This is because of rumours  that there are subterfuge RTE Reporters lurking behind the walls and hedges hereabouts compiling a programme that will raise the profile of the Village nationwide and elevate even further Dundrry in the National conscience.
Jim deserves his five minutes of fame and I hope he gets it..
No man deserves it better.

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